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After Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment, his poll numbers rose and his campaign was flooded with donations. Although voters appreciated his lechery, they were ultimately drawn to somebody...
View ArticleVirginia Tech, Unfiltered
Shortly after noon today, a police officer was shot dead on the Virginia Tech campus. Minutes later, police discovered another body in a parking garage. The campus was locked down, cutting it off from...
View ArticleOlympic Mania
The cameras are rolling, the snipers are on the rooftops, and the gymnastics teams have been stowed in the overhead compartments. It’s Olympics time! Mitt Romney attended the opening ceremony as he...
View ArticleFeeding Frenzy
Mitt Romney selected young, bright-eyed Congressman Paul Ryan as his running mate. Ryan has electrified the base with his exhilarating PowerPoints about lowering discretionary spending to 6% of...
View ArticleFeeding Frenzy
As the election draws closer, this column becomes harder to write, since it’s hard to type and vomit at the same time. As we celebrate the climax of our democracy, which tears the country between left...
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